Boy Meets World1993

Eric Matthews:
Listen to me. You and Topanga spent the last three Friday nights at home, tearing up at chick flicks.

Cory Matthews:
Excuse me, last Friday night, if you recall, Topanga and I spent a lovely evening at home, watching no TV whatsoever.

Eric Matthews:
You made jam!

Cory Matthews:
It was preserves, Eric. It was preserves. It was a nifty little recipe in this Couples magazine, see? I told them I was married to get a subscription discount.

Eric Matthews:
Are you blind in the eyes, man? Huh? You and Topanga are turning into an old, boring couple.

Cory Matthews:
Eric, Topanga and I have been going out for five months, all right? And in our circle we are considered young and hip

Topanga Lawrence:
[calling from the living room] Hon, how are the muffins doing?

Cory Matthews:
I'll stick a fork in 'em, hon.

Eric Matthews:
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! If you go near that oven, I'll stick a fork in you!

Cory Matthews:
You wouldn't.

Eric Matthews:
Ohm I'd be doing you a favor.

Cory Matthews:
Oh, stop being such a weisenheimer. Who said that?

Eric Matthews:
You did, Pops!