Boy Meets World1993

Cory Matthews:
You know Mr. Feeny, maybe I wouldn't have bailed on this play if you'd picked something a little cooler. I mean couldn't we do 'Selected Scenes From the Terminator?' Or how about 'A Steven Seagal Soliloquy?'

George Feeny:
You know Mr. Matthews, you're right. Shakespeare is dry, tedious, and there's no way for a person your age to be affected by it.

[Cory turns to go when Feeny suddenly hits himself with a blue spotlight and picks up a spear]

George Feeny:
[reciting] "Behold- I am thy Father's spirit, doomed for a certain time to walk the night, and for the day confined to fast in fires, until the foul crimes done in my days of nature are burned and purged away. But that I am forbid to tell the secrets of my prison house I could a tale unfold whose lightest word would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood! But this eternal blazon must not be to ears of flesh and blood. List. List! Oh, list. If thou didst ever thy dear father love..."

Cory Matthews:
Oh, God...

George Feeny:
"Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder."

Cory Matthews:
Murder?

George Feeny:
Of course, I'm no Steven Seagall.