Boy Meets World1993

Eric Matthews:
[Cory swallows mouth wash] What, are you crazy? You swallowed that?

Cory Matthews:
I'm taking no chances tonight. I want this stuff in my stomach on reserve.

Eric Matthews:
Why?

Cory Matthews:
Because I'm going to a make-out party. If I burp... minty fresh.

Eric Matthews:
Okay, I guess if you think about it makes sense. Hey, where's my deodorant?

Cory Matthews:
In my pants.

Eric Matthews:
You're sick.

Cory Matthews:
I'm cool.

Eric Matthews:
Since when?

Cory Matthews:
Since Melissa Harrington invited me to her party.

Eric Matthews:
Who's Melissa Harrington?

Cory Matthews:
Only the coolest girl in the 7th grade.

Eric Matthews:
And you got invited?

Cory Matthews:
I did.

Eric Matthews:
So that makes you cool too now, right?

Cory Matthews:
I believe it does.

Eric Matthews:
Well, how about that? I mean, you live with somebody and you think they're gonna stay a curly-haired little runt the rest of their lives. Then you turn around and one day they're cool. Wait, come here, let me look at you. Whoa. I mean, you didn't say you were this cool, Cor.

Cory Matthews:
All right, knock it off Eric.

Eric Matthews:
You are so cool I'm gonna have Mom cut all the feet off your pajamas, 'cause you just may be ready, Mr... Coolio Iglesias. Huh?