Boy Meets World1993

Amy Matthews:
Cory.

Cory Matthews:
Alright. I'm a hairy mess. Get out your Epilady and just do me.

Amy Matthews:
No, sweetheart, I was just gonna say don't forget your lunch.

Cory Matthews:
It's okay, I'll kill something at school.

Alan Matthews:
I sense there's something on your mind.

Cory Matthews:
Well, it's just this uh math problem I've been working on. [opens his textbook] If a werewolf leaves a train station going forty miles an hour and another werewolf leaves at sixty miles an hour, do werewolves exist?

Alan Matthews:
Is this about the wolf that escaped from the zoo?

Cory Matthews:
Could be.

Alan Matthews:
Cory, werewolves don't exist. Relax. It's just a myth. You know as you get older, you'll learn to seperate myth from reality. [Alan picks up a soda can, shakes it, listening. He sets it down and then he does the same thing with two more cans]

Cory Matthews:
What are you doing?

Alan Matthews:
Uh, one of our soda distributors heard about this guy who robbed a jewelry store and made off with five diamond rings.

Amy Matthews:
And he hid those diamond rings in five cans of soda, thus your father and other grown-ups who can separate myth from reality have been boosting soda sales.

Alan Matthews:
It's a three karat diamond, babe. [Amy picks up a can and shakes it]

Amy Matthews:
I'm so thirsty.