BASEketball

BASEketball1998

Stars: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dian Bachar, Yasmine Bleeth
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 103 minutes

This is one of those wildly vulgar comedies full of scattershot jokes and random acts of silliness, directed by Airplane codirector David Zucker. For good measure, he's cast South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, as a pair of slacker pals … more »



Joseph R. Cooper:
Thanks a lot, Doctor D*ckhead! You totally f***ed me there!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Dude, relax. It was a joke.

Joseph R. Cooper:
Why don't you give it up! She doesn't even like you!

Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
You think she got the hots for you? Sh*t. Squeak has a better chance that you do.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Hey, you think?

Joseph R. Cooper:
That is low. You son of a b*tch.

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari:
Why is that low?

Douglas "Swish" Reemer:
Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it!

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