Breaking Bad

Breaking Bad2008

Genre: Drama
Mild-mannered high school chemistry teacher Walter White thinks his life can't get much worse. His salary barely makes ends meet, a situation not likely to improve once his pregnant wife gives birth, and their teenage son is battling cerebral p… more »



Jesse Pinkman:
Battery's dead.

Walter H. White:
Jesse. Back when I asked you to put the keys in a safe place, where did you put them?

Jesse Pinkman:
I left them right here. In the, um... the ignition.

Walter H. White:
Son of a b*tch!

Jesse Pinkman:
Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn't buzz.

Walter H. White:
The WHAT?

Jesse Pinkman:
The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery's on. I know that! It didn't buzz. Look, I didn't turn the key or anything, alright? I'm not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz? I did not... It's faulty, it's a faulty mechanism.

Walter H. White:
Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?

Jesse Pinkman:
THE BUZZER DID NOT BUZZ and you were the one that made me move the keys in the first place, REMEMBER?

Walter H. White:
Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS.

Jesse Pinkman:
I wanted to leave them on the counter. B*TCH. Oh, I'm sorry, oh, the "work station". Jesus.

Walter H. White:
Okay, just... Alright so, we need to jump the battery somehow.

Jesse Pinkman:
Okay. How?

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