Bromwell High2005

Steve:
When did you take over the school?

Iqbal Kandallah:
Let Iqbal think: five years ago, I was in Parkhurst for a crime I committed.

Roger Bibby:
And I was in former Yugoslavia... on a caravan holiday.

Iqbal Kandallah:
Then, I escape - uh, don't mention that in the article - and I is meet Mr. Bib in Angola, where we run successful diamond smuggle operation.

Roger Bibby:
And where we dabbled in the slave trade. Emphasise "dabble", not "slave trade".