Brotherly Love1999

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Mrs. Grogan:
Doctor Robertson! Doctor Robertson!

Hector Robertson:
Oh, what is it? More bad news?

Mrs. Grogan:
I've just had a phone call from the Chief Medical Officer for Scotland's secretary.

Hector Robertson:
I knew it. They want to inspect the practice.

Mrs. Grogan:
Not at all. [reads note] The Chief Medical Officer for Scotland is most impressed with your ideas for reorganizing rural doctors, and he'd like to have lunch with you to discuss the details.

Hector Robertson:
God? God wants to have lunch with me? Oh! But I don't understand it: how did he know about it? I mean, I've hardly told a soul.

Mrs. Grogan:
You told me!

Frank Robertson:
And me.

Billy Bolster:
And me.

Pub Customers:
And me.