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Jim Bowen:
Hey, listen, tell us... now this is the bit... this is lovely. Tell us about the leeks going.

Norm:
[In heavy Geordie accent] Well I'm the secretary of the local leek show, and the secretary of the British Legion leek show.

Jim Bowen:
You exhibit your leeks?

Norm:
Yeah.

[Audience begins to laugh. Bowen breaks down as he realises what he said is similar to displaying ejaculation at a peep show]

Jim Bowen:
Have you ever exhibited your taters?

[Audience laughs again]

Norm:
[laughing] No.

Jim Bowen:
'Cuz there's a lot of money in there, actually, isn't there, Norm? I wanna stay with you.

Norm:
We showed three leeks.

Jim Bowen:
You showed three leeks?

Norm:
Yeah.

Jim Bowen:
And is it the size of them? Can you desc... is it the size of them?

[Audience laughs again]

Norm:
Yes, it's got to be the size.

Jim Bowen:
The size? And the shape?

Norm:
Yeah.

Jim Bowen:
Tha... yeah. And the texture? Is it to do with texture?

Norm:
Little bit.

Jim Bowen:
Do you feed'em?

Norm:
Yeah.

Jim Bowen:
What do you feed'em, Norm?

Norm:
Horse's...

[Norm's answer is blooped out, but the audience and Bowen roar with laughter at his comment]