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Jim Bowen: Hey, listen, tell us... now this is the bit... this is lovely. Tell us about the leeks going.Norm: [In heavy Geordie accent] Well I'm the secretary of the local leek show, and the secretary of the British Legion leek show.Jim Bowen: You exhibit your leeks?Norm: Yeah.[Audience begins to laugh. Bowen breaks down as he realises what he said is similar to displaying ejaculation at a peep show]Jim Bowen: Have you ever exhibited your taters?[Audience laughs again]Norm: [laughing] No.Jim Bowen: 'Cuz there's a lot of money in there, actually, isn't there, Norm? I wanna stay with you.Norm: We showed three leeks.Jim Bowen: You showed three leeks?Norm: Yeah.Jim Bowen: And is it the size of them? Can you desc... is it the size of them?[Audience laughs again]Norm: Yes, it's got to be the size.Jim Bowen: The size? And the shape?Norm: Yeah.Jim Bowen: Tha... yeah. And the texture? Is it to do with texture?Norm: Little bit.Jim Bowen: Do you feed'em?Norm: Yeah.Jim Bowen: What do you feed'em, Norm?Norm: Horse's...[Norm's answer is blooped out, but the audience and Bowen roar with laughter at his comment]

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