Bum Reviews2008

Ask That Guy with the Glasses:
This is That Guy with the Glasses saying, change. Change is upon us. [director whispers to him; holds up styrofoam cup] Change. Change is upon us. [director whispers again] Oh, uh... change? Do you have change? Someone must have change... well I can't just flat-out do an impression of him. I'm no good at impressions. [director whispers to him] What, you want something like... [does perfect impression of Chester A. Bum] CHANGE? You got change? Ah, come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! [in normal voice] Is that what you would like? Well forget it, I'm not going to do it. Piss off. I'm going to go masturbate. [walks out of frame] And I won't be thinking of you... for long.