Odd Couple II1998

Sheriff:
Why did you take his toupee?

Felix Ungar:
We didn't! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh?

Oscar Madison:
Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece.

Sheriff:
You shot him? You had a gun?

Oscar Madison:
No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on top of the car, and the hairpiece fell on the windshield. I hope there's not gonna be a trial, because I'd hate to repeat that story in court.