Burn Notice2007

Sam Axe:
[counting on his fingers] Armed kidnapping... unlawful confinement... Madison's right: we're looking at some considerable jail time, Mike.

Michael Westen:
You're not helping the mood, Sam.

Sam Axe:
'M sorry I got you into this, brother.

Michael Westen:
[checks watch] I'm the one who decided to stay.

Sam Axe:
[chuckles] Funny. When I was 10 years old, I wanted an air rifle more than anything in the whole world, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I used my five-finger discount.

Michael Westen:
You got caught stealing a BB gun?

Sam Axe:
Mike, it was a Red Ryder, okay? My dad told the cops to lock me up for a couple hours - you know, just to freak me out. I haven't seen the inside of a jail cell since.

Michael Westen:
It's a little early to call it a day, Sam.

Michael Westen:
[gets up] We still got some cards to play.