CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2000

Store Clerk:
[to Brass as he carries a box of drinks] Look, dude, I didn't see it. [puts the box down on the side] Chica had a nice, round ass and that's what I was scoping.

Captain Jim Brass:
What time was that?

Store Clerk:
About three. She comes in, grabs some candy, looks outside, waves at somebody. The next thing I know, she flips her wig. She's screaming about her sister. I didn't see the girl or a car. Besides, there's a lot of traffic out there.

Captain Jim Brass:
Was it busy?

Store Clerk:
Kind of.

Captain Jim Brass:
How many surveillance cameras do you have in here?

Store Clerk:
Inside we got five. They're all state-of-the-art. Place gets hit a lot. Outside they're all dummies.

Captain Jim Brass:
Well, I'm glad to see you're so concerned about your customers after they leave the store.