CSI: Crime Scene Investigation2000

Director:
Excuse me, hi, can you identify yourself for the camera, please? Just look right in the lens.

Gil Grissom:
What is this?

Director:
It's a reality crime show. We're following you for this investigation. Sheriff promised full cooperation.

Catherine Willows:
We got that memo. They're "Hard Crime".

Director:
That's us; we put the folks who look in the microscopes under the microscopes.

Catherine Willows:
Right. You see, it's good P.R. for the department. Try not to bust their chops, okay?

Director:
You ever see the show? It's got a lot of forensics.

Gil Grissom:
There's too many forensics shows on TV.