Californication2007

Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.:
I'll take care of you.

Hank Moody:
Thank you, Lloyd Alan Philips Jr. I feel safe with you.

Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.:
What are you reading right now?

Hank Moody:
What am I... reading?

Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.:
What's on your nightstand right now?

Hank Moody:
That's an interesting question. Um, bottle of Heineken, pack of smokes, The Accommodator.

Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.:
The Accommodator... like a novel?

Hank Moody:
No no, it's more like a sex toy; a dildo essentially, only you strap it to your head so that the dong part juts out from your chin. It enables you to accommodate your lady by performing oral and penetrado at the same time. [does a visual demonstration]

Lloyd Alan Philips Jr.:
Interesting.

Hank Moody:
I think it's very interesting. I could hook you up.