Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy2008



[Wile E. Coyote is serving as a waiter at a restaurant]

Wile E. Coyote:
Okay, that's a pastrami on rye, pasta salad, two Diet Cokes...

Customer:
No, no, no, it was one Coke and one Diet Coke.

Wile E. Coyote:
Oh God, I'm sorry.

Customer:
We've been waiting for like an hour.

Wile E. Coyote:
I know. I'm sorry.

Customer:
What the hell kind of place is this?

Wile E. Coyote:
[Wile E. gets pissed off and throws the tray of food and drinks on the ground while shouting] I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, DAMMIT, I'M SORRY! ALRIGHT! You see that my *bleep* identity is... I can't think straight! Just get off my back, cause you don't know what it's like!

Boss:
Wile E., your fired!

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