Chappelle's Show

Chappelle's Show2003

Chappelle's Show is an American sketch comedy television series created by comedians Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan, with Chappelle hosting the show and starring in the majority of its sketches. Chappelle, Brennan, and Michele Armour were the show'… more »



[sportscasters covering the Racial Draft]

Robert Petkoff:
The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.

Dave Chappelle:
Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.

Bill Burr:
Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Dave Chappelle:
heh heh - man, f*** you.

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