Charmed1998

Phoebe Halliwell:
You know, I don't mind losing readers to a legitimate writer, but some misogynistic pig that's a fraud.

Spencer Ricks:
Ow! Ow! That hurts! I'm not a fraud. I mean what I write.

Phoebe Halliwell:
Oh, do you?

Spencer Ricks:
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, baby. Oh, wait. That's a woman's place, isn't it? So, then, you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?

Phoebe Halliwell:
You know what? You're a turkey and turkeys don't write columns! [turns man into turkey] But they do make delicious dinners.