Cheers1982

Carla Tortelli:
[about her brutally honest personal ad] Oh sure, I could tell 'em I got no kids, right? I could tell them that I'm twenty-one, five-nine, gorgeous green eyes, flaming red hair, and ta-ta's till Tuesday. How am I going to explain to him how I really look when he sees me?

Sam Malone:
Stress?

Carla Tortelli:
Hey! All right! Next time I spill my guts, remind me to do it in front of friends.

Sam Malone:
I'm just trying to cheer you up.

Carla Tortelli:
I am in no mood to be cheered up. Next guy tries to cheer me up is going to get open face surgery.

[Carla storms out of the room]

Norm Peterson:
I don't get it. She's got ta-ta's till Monday afternoon at least.