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Carla Tortelli:
My life's the pits. Seems like good things happen to everybody except me, you know. Norm has a new job. Frasier actually seems happy since he met his creepy girlfriend. And Sam's given up women and decided to marry Diane. What have I got? Zip. Woody, I mean how do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stinkin', infested world?

Woody Boyd:
You mean, what do I do when I see Mr. Blues peaking around the corner?

Carla Tortelli:
God, he even has a cute name for depression.

Woody Boyd:
Well, I just close my eyes and think a happy thought. I'll show you. [closes his eyes and slowly begins to grin broadly]

Carla Tortelli:
What was your thought?

Woody Boyd:
I'm glad I'm not you.