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Norm Peterson:
[about his and Cliff's meal at The Hungry Heifer] Yeah, Cliffy had himself the tunnel T-bone. For less than four bucks, you get 24 ounces of USDA choice US bef.

Cliff Clavin:
Bef? You mean beef.

Norm Peterson:
Beef? Don't be ridiculous Cliffy, that stuff is bef. You see, it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic, what... , meat-like substance.

Cliff Clavin:
Ohh, Norm.

Norm Peterson:
What do expect for four bucks? Do you hear me complain about the loobster?