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Dr. Frasier Crane:
[about Diane leaving him at the altar] I've lost everything Malone: my tenure, my practice and my Diane. My life is ruined and it's all your fault. Don't you think someone should pay for that?

[Frasier pulls out a gun and points it in Sam's direction]

Sam Malone:
If by someone you mean someone in this room, I, I can honesty answer no, I don't. Oh, come on.

[suddenly becomes calmer]

Sam Malone:
Ah, wait a second. What are you doing? The gun's not even loaded.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Certainly it's loaded.

Sam Malone:
No it isn't.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Oh, of course you know it's not, because Frasier Crane is a harmless person, who never caused you a moment's concern, not a moment's worry, who was never a threat to your relationship with Diane, and he isn't a threat now. Is that it, Sam?

Sam Malone:
[points in the gun's direction] No, it's just that the little holes there are empty.