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Carla Tortelli-LeBec:
Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.

John Allen Hill:
Thank you. Tell me Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?

Carla Tortelli-LeBec:
Say, is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?

John Allen Hill:
Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.

Carla Tortelli-LeBec:
You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.

John Allen Hill:
Shrike.

Carla Tortelli-LeBec:
Bullet-head.

John Allen Hill:
Slattern.

Carla Tortelli-LeBec:
Hatchet-face.

John Allen Hill:
[in a friendly tone after he looks at his watch] Well, must be off. Till next Monday.

Carla Tortelli-LeBec:
[to Norm and Cliff, admiringly about Hill] He's good people.