Cheers1982

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece on the psychological ramifications of Ingmar Bergman's later works for American Film.

Norm Peterson:
Oh, that's great Frase.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
I'd like to read it to you to see if it's still accessible to the layman. May I have your opinion?

Carla LeBec:
Sure: buy a new suit, get a haircut, and stay home.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Thank you, Carla. Now, I call the piece, "Ingmar Bergman: Poet of the Subconscious". The films of Ingmar Bergman...

Norm Peterson:
Boy, who could forget her in 'Casablanca', huh?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
No, no, you're thinking of Ingrid Bergman, I'm talking about Ingmar Bergman.

Woody Boyd:
Ingmar Bergman, the boxer?

Cliff Clavin:
No Woody, you're thinking of Ingemar Johansson.

Sam Malone:
You mean the guy that knocked out Floyd Patterson?

Norm Peterson:
No, no, no, Sonny Liston knocked out Patterson.

Pete:
Who knocked out Johansson?

Norm Peterson:
Patterson.

Steve:
Before Liston?

Norm Peterson:
No, Johansson knocked out Liston.

Cliff Clavin:
Well, who knocked out Patterson?

Woody Boyd:
Was it Ingrid Bergman?

Pete:
Ingrid Bergman...

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[yells] Shut up, shut up! Not one more word. I came in here to discuss Ingmar Bergman, not to start an Abbott and Costello routine.

Norm Peterson:
Actually, I thought it was more like Martin and Lewis.

Sam Malone:
You mean, Joe Louis?

Cliff Clavin:
Oh, he's the one who knocked out Floyd Patterson.

Woody Boyd:
Then who knocked out Lou Costello?

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[exasperated] Apparently Ingrid Bergman.

Woody Boyd:
Boy, she was tougher than she looked.