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Woody Boyd:
It's a memory quilt that all the women in my family made for me when I graduated from high school.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Oh, I've heard of these things. A bunch of women get together and embroider patches that string together the happy memories of a young man's life.

Cliff Clavin:
So these women were authentic folk artists then, huh?

Woody Boyd:
No, just bored housewives.

Woody Boyd:
Hey, check this out. See this soft blue square here? This is a piece of my very first baby blanket.

Norm Peterson:
Now, what do those little dots signify?

Woody Boyd:
Oh, that represents my very first childhood disease: smallpox. I almost died.

Cliff Clavin:
Uh, what's that long green thing there?

Woody Boyd:
Oh, this is the bean stalk from my very first high school play. I fell off it during the first act, cracked two ribs and punctured a lung. I almost died.

Woody Boyd:
Oh, this red patch here represents the big fire that burned down my house when I was six.

Norm Peterson:
And what, you almost died?

Woody Boyd:
No, I got out. And while I was running away, I fell in this well right here, and I almost... [pauses] Well, you know.