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Cliff Clavin:
[in comparison to a Jewish bris] The original rites of passage started with the jungle tribes down there in Borneo.

Norm Peterson:
Yeah?

Cliff Clavin:
When the young jungle tribal lad was on the brink of puberty, they'd bring him forward and take out this large sharpened clam shell...

Sam Malone:
Oh, no, no, no don't tell me...

Cliff Clavin:
...they would fill it with dip, pass it around with the hors d'oeuvres...

Sam Malone:
Oh.

Cliff Clavin:
...then they'd take these two big jagged rocks in there...

Norm Peterson:
Cliffy, Cliff, Cliff...

Cliff Clavin:
...and bang them together to call in the tribes out of the hills, you know. Then the witch doctor stepped up with this long sharpened bamboo staff...

Sam Malone:
Oh, here it comes.

Cliff Clavin:
...and shoved it into the ground, hung a flag on it and they danced around it, pretty much, until they dropped, really.

Sam Malone:
Oh, wait... When do they circumcize the kid?

Cliff Clavin:
What do you mean circumsize? There are no Jews in Borneo, you moolyak.