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[Cliff has just joined the lodge The Knights of the Scimitar, and wants Sam, Norm and Woody to join as well, but says he can only ask one person at a time. None really want to, but also don't want to tell Cliff directly]

Cliff Clavin:
I figured out a fair way to do the choosing, OK? I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Whoever is the closest, wins. Norm, you first.

Norm Peterson:
2,000,012.

Sam Malone:
2,000,013.

Woody Boyd:
2,000,014.

Cliff Clavin:
Well, the number was 4. Norm's closest with 2,000,012.

Woody Boyd:
[mad] Darn, I was going to say 4. I should have stuck with my first instinct.