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Sam Malone:
[about Carla's sister, Annette] No, no, we do not have to tell Carla about this. It's none of our business if she likes men. Loves men. She can do whatever she wants with her sex life. It's in the Bill of Rights.

Diane Chambers:
Where is it in the Bill of Rights?

Sam Malone:
Well, you know, the part about the right to assemble and bear arms.

Diane Chambers:
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Sam Malone:
Hey, hey, I thought you said that you weren't going to call me stupid now that we're being intimate.

Diane Chambers:
No, I said that I wouldn't call you stupid *while* we're being intimate.