Cheers1982

Woody Boyd:
Hey Sam. Sorry I'm late. I had to stop at the drugstore.

Sam Malone:
That's OK, Woody.

Woody Boyd:
Yup. Had to make another embarrassing trip to the drugstore to get a little uh...

[Woody pauses with embarrassment]

Sam Malone:
[under his breath]... protection?

Woody Boyd:
Yeah. You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we'd wait until after that raise you promised.

Sam Malone:
I hope you got a lot of protection!

Woody Boyd:
Well, as usual you know, I'm a little embarrassed and nervous when I go in there, so I buy a whole bunch of stuff so it doesn't look like I'm just going to get some... you know.

Sam Malone:
Protection.

Woody Boyd:
Yeah.

Woody Boyd:
[starts emptying his shopping bag] So I got some paper plates, batteries, flash bulbs, Skoal, some gum, Chia Pet, eyeglass repair kit yeah, oh notebook paper, and VO5.

Sam Malone:
Where's the protection?

Woody Boyd:
See you in about an hour, Sam.