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Sam Malone:
What I can't figure out is why I don't want to tell any of my friends. No, that's not true, I do want to, but I can't. Why? That's... maybe it was such a let down that I didn't feel like bragging about it. Or maybe it was not a let down and I was ticked because she dumped me as soon as her boyfriend walked in. Or maybe she's right, I'm trying to get her back in the sack again. I don't know. God, I just, I'm just a simple guy trying to deal with this complex problem. Or maybe I'm a complex guy trying to deal with a simple problem. I don't know. What do you think Father?

Father Barry:
Am I to understand you had relations with a woman who is not your wife?

Sam Malone:
Yes, that's, ah, that's correct Father. Ah, what do I need to do?

Father Barry:
Say three Hail Marys, four Our Fathers, and nine Rosaries.

Sam Malone:
Thank you, Father. Nine Rosaries - that's a lot.

Father Barry:
We're cracking down.