Cheers1982

Woody Boyd:
We could get secretly engaged.

Kelly Gaines:
Oh yes, Woody. That's a wonderful idea. It'll be our special secret. I'll be in Europe, and you'll be here, and we'll have an unspoken bond across the ocean.

Woody Boyd:
Oh, that sounds swell. So you won't date any other guys while you're in Europe?

Kelly Gaines:
Well Woody, if I don't date any other guys, then people might suspect that I'm secretly engaged.

Woody Boyd:
Yeah, that's right, yeah. So I'll have to do the same thing back here in the States, 'cept of course I'll date women.

Kelly Gaines:
Right Woody.

Woody Boyd:
Yeah.

Woody Boyd:
Hey, wait a minute. You're not already secretly engaged to someone else, are you?

Kelly Gaines:
No. But even if I were, I couldn't tell you because it'd be a secret.

Woody Boyd:
Boy, I can trust you.