Cheers1982

[a delivery man enters the bar]

Deliveryman #2:
I got a truck-load of sorghum for a Sam Malone.

Sam Malone:
[yells] I didn't say I wanted sorghum, I said I wanted some more gum.

Sam Malone:
[referring to the machine on which he made the order] God, I hate those things.

Deliveryman #2:
It's not my problem. Where did you want me to put this?

Sam Malone:
Wh... , I don't know. What is sorghum anyway?

Woody Boyd:
It's grain, Sam. It's used to feed livestock.

Sam Malone:
[referring to the guys at the bar] Say, if I put it in a bowl, would those guys eat it?

Woody Boyd:
Are you kidding, I was late putting out the beer nuts last night, and Mr. Peterson almost snapped off my thumb.

Sam Malone:
Fill 'em up.