Cheers1982

Kelly Gaines:
[Woody has locked himself in the main office of Cheers] Woody, aren't you ever coming out of there? You're starting to scare me.

[Woody opens the door]

Woody Boyd:
I'm sorry Kelly, I'm not trying to scare you but it's just, your money is turning me into a monster. All my old friends hate me now.

[Woody closes the door]

Kelly Gaines:
But everything was going so well, what happened?

[Woody opens the door]

Woody Boyd:
I just looked into a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.

[Woody closes the door]

Kelly Gaines:
Whatever's wrong, we can work it out.

[Woody opens the door]

Woody Boyd:
It's a little more complicated than that, Kelly.

[Woody closes the door]

Sam Malone:
[remarking to himself and Norm nearby] It's like having a fight with Senor Wences.

Woody Boyd:
[Woody opens the door] Come on in, Kelly.

Kelly Gaines:
Thank you.

Norm Peterson:
[after Kelly has gone into the office with Woody, and the door closes behind them] You know Sammy, you could nail that door shut right now. I didn't see a thing.