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Sam Malone:
[musing about the possibility of Sam asking Diane to marry him] What would your answer be?

Diane Chambers:
Ah, no, Sam, that's the sort of question that has to be asked before it can be answered.

Sam Malone:
Well, if I heard the answer, maybe it would be easier for me to ask the question.

Diane Chambers:
Very well. The answer's no.

Sam Malone:
Well then the question was, "Have you ever met a man who gave you the hots more than me?"

Diane Chambers:
I'd like to change my answer.

Sam Malone:
Fine, fine.

Diane Chambers:
Then the answer is yes.

Sam Malone:
Well then the question was, "Do you want to go to bed with me?"

Diane Chambers:
I want to change my answer again.

Sam Malone:
Well that's OK, and I'll change my question too. "Is there any way you would not object to not going to bed with me?"

Diane Chambers:
[Diane thinks for a second] Wait a minute...

[Sam chuckles at her]