Cheers1982

Sam Malone:
Oh, look at that will you? Nice Rudolph.

Woody Boyd:
I made it myself.

Sam Malone:
No kidding?

Woody Boyd:
You know, Rudolph is my favourite guy in the Christmas song.

Sam Malone:
Yeah.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Apparently then Woody, you're unaware that the story of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is one of the most unrealistic and therefore potentially damaging in all of children's music. It gives them a horribly distorted view of reality.

Woody Boyd:
Yeah, but you got to admit, it's easy to whistle.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
No, I'm serious. First the other reindeer tease and then ostracise him. And then when his abnormality proves of service, they use him.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[Sam and Woody are speechless] But then do they allow him to play in their stupid reindeer games?

Sam Malone, Woody Boyd:
Yes.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Oh, no, I know how the song goes. In fact, not only do Donner, Blitzen, et al, not love him and laugh out loud with glee, but they doubly dispise the bulbous-nosed little wimp.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[Frasier gets up] Well, I've got to be off. Happy Holidays! [Frasier leaves, Sam and Woody are shocked]