Cheers1982

Woody Boyd:
I love you, Kelly - that's why I'm now a member of the Lutheran Evangelical Church of America. Just like you.

Kelly Boyd:
Oh, Woody! You saved our marriage... What a wonderful sacrifice! Now when we die and go to heaven, we won't be separated by barbed wire and barking dogs... What was it exactly that saved you, Woody?

Woody Boyd:
Something Dr. Crane said.

Kelly Boyd:
...That thing about how true love can overcome all differences?

Woody Boyd:
Not exactly. He took me aside and said that I'd better get used to giving into you on every point for the rest of our lives if I ever want to see you naked again.