Cheers1982

Carla Tortelli:
[approaches a seated customer] Bye. It's been a pleasure, sir.

Michael:
Thanks. [gets up from the table and leaves a 25-cent tip]

Carla Tortelli:
Wait a minute. [grabs his arm] Is this for me? [points at the quarter, picks it up]

Michael:
Yes.

Carla Tortelli:
[excitedly, to everyone in the bar] Whoa wow, a quarter! [holds up the coin] He left me a whole quarter.

Michael:
Hey look...

Carla Tortelli:
Considering all that great service I gave him, I was expecting a big tip, but nothing of this magnitude.

Michael:
Would you hold on...

Carla Tortelli:
That does it. Thanks to him, I am on easy street. Now, I'm going to retire. [kisses the quarter]

Michael:
Hey look, all right. I'll give you some more, OK? Here. Do you have change for a ten? [hands out a $10 bill]

Carla Tortelli:
Yeah. [grabs the $10 bill and gives him back the quarter] Now beat it.