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Dr. Frasier Crane:
All right, stop everything. I've got a major news flash. I just had lunch with Miss Howe's former college classmate, and it seems that she had a nickname at UConn.

Sam Malone:
Give, give.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, he wasn't sure how she came by this appellation, but it seems that at some point during her little sojourn there, she became known as... Backseat Becky.

[general laughter among the crowd]

Woody Boyd:
Boy, what do you suppose that means?

Cliff Clavin:
Woody, what that means is...

Carla LeBec:
Cliff, Cliff, why don't you let someone who's been there tell it. Woods, she likes to do her cushion pushin' on four wheels.

Woody Boyd:
Miss Howe? Really? You know, back where I come from, we used to say something about girls like that.

Carla LeBec:
What?

Woody Boyd:
Let's date 'em.

[Rebecca enters the room]

Sam Malone:
[looking in Rebecca's direction] Oh, looky here. Something tells me I'm going to be completely obnoxious about this.

[everyone laughs as Rebecca approaches]

Rebecca Howe:
What's so funny?

Sam Malone:
Oh, we were just talking about nicknames, you know, different funny nicknames that people have. Did you ever have a nickname?

Rebecca Howe:
As a matter of fact, no.

Sam Malone:
Really? Nothing, huh? Not a Sparky, or Lefty, or Bubba?

Rebecca Howe:
Sorry.

Sam Malone:
Guys, we oughta give Rebecca here a nickname. Ah, you know, something that kind of fits her personality: kind of dignified, kind of businesslike, kind of reserved. Let me think a minute.

[pauses]

Sam Malone:
Anybody?

Dr. Frasier Crane, Carla LeBec, Cliff Clavin, Tim, Hugh, Norm Peterson:
[loudly] Backseat Becky.

[Rebecca slinks down behind the bar in embarrassment]

Sam Malone:
Gee, that works for me.

Woody Boyd:
I kind of like Bubba.