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Carla LeBec:
Listen Eddie. I want you to promise me something. I want you to promise me that if you ever find someone who makes you happier than I do, that you'll tell me.

Eddie LeBec:
Oh yeah, right.

Carla LeBec:
What do you mean by that?

Eddie LeBec:
You'd kill me.

Carla LeBec:
No, I won't. Now tell me the truth: are you having an affair?

Eddie LeBec:
No.

Carla LeBec:
Did you believe me when I said I wouldn't kill you?

Eddie LeBec:
No.

Carla LeBec:
Then if you were having an affair, you would still be saying no.

Eddie LeBec:
Yes. And if I were having an affair, I'd still say no. Honey look, I got to tell you something. I have a real bad headache from this conversation. I need to lie down in a dark room.