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Diane Chambers:
[Sam suspects Carla is dating Frasier's mentor] Frasier is in a very fragile state of mind. Your asinine theories, while suitable fodder for inane bar conversation, do nothing to ease his fit of pique.

Sam Malone:
Wait a minute here. The one word I understood in that, I don't exactly care for. My theory is not asinine.

[as Diane talks, Ludlow enters the bar, and embraces Carla]

Diane Chambers:
You're right. It's a lot worse. Think of the two of them together. Bennett Ludlow and Carla? It's harebrained! Just imagine it.

[Diane turns around and sees the embrace, then turns back to Sam]

Diane Chambers:
Well, you don't have to imagine it. There it is. Have you ever...

[Diane does a double take]

Diane Chambers:
AHHHH!

Sam Malone:
No, I guess I haven't.

Frasier Crane:
Diane, what's...

[Frasier turns and sees Carla and Ludlow]

Frasier Crane:
AHHHH!