Cheers1982

Sam Malone:
[about using the pool room on Sundays] Sunday is the night that we have our weekly pool tournament.

[general agreement from the guys]

Rebecca Howe:
Well just have your pool tournament another night.

Sam Malone:
[laughs] Yeah right. Like we can rearrange our schedule here, right.

Rebecca Howe:
What about Monday night?

Sam Malone:
Yoh, guys, we got a lady right off the boat here, doesn't speak any English. Tell her what happens Monday night, will you please.

Hugh, Cliff Clavin, Dr. Frasier Crane, Norm Peterson, Tim:
Football.

Rebecca Howe:
How about Tuesday?

Hugh:
Darts night.

Rebecca Howe:
Wednesday.

Cliff Clavin:
Recovery from darts night.

Tim:
Thursday's poker night.

Sam Malone:
Friday's the night to howl.

Cliff Clavin:
Yeah, and Saturday night is date night, so where does that leave us?

Norm Peterson:
Horny on Sundays.

Sam Malone:
Yoh!