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Sam Malone:
What are you doing, Woody?

Woody Boyd:
[rubbing his hands together] I'm wringing my hands with guilt.

Sam Malone:
Oh. I don't think I've ever seen that before. Why?

Woody Boyd:
I told a terrible lie to the guys, Sam.

Sam Malone:
Oh, you mean about being on that TV show?

Woody Boyd:
No, that was true, but I got a telephone call, and I pretended it was Robert Urich on the other end. I mean I didn't hurt anybody or anything, although your plumber seemed a little confused.

Sam Malone:
Well, don't worry about it. I'm sure everyone will forgive you.

Woody Boyd:
But it was a lie Sam, and I've never told a lie before.

Sam Malone:
What?

Woody Boyd:
No, no, wait, that's a lie. I told a lie. Now that's two lies. See how much easier it gets. [sobbing] Oh my God, I'm out of control. What's next? Murder?