Chelmsford 1231988

Aulus Paulinus:
You were on guard last night?

Roman Guard:
Yes, sir.

Aulus Paulinus:
And you stood on guard at my door all night?

Roman Guard:
Yes, sir. I may have left once briefly just to... you know.

Aulus Paulinus:
Go to the bathroom.

Roman Guard:
Got to the bathroom. Back at my house. I wasn't there long, I just went to the went to the toilet, had a spot of dinner and then put some shelves up. She's been on at me for months. You know what women are like. Then I can straight back here... after I'd given the missus a bit of a seeing to. I was there... I thought, well why not?

Aulus Paulinus:
What's your job again?

Roman Guard:
Head of security.