China Beach1988

K.C. Kolowski:
[finding Coleen sewing something] What on earth is that?

Nurse Colleen McMurphy:
It's a crazy-quilt shirt for Dr. Richard. Actually, it's for his wife.

K.C. Kolowski:
I trust you're familiar with her taste?

Nurse Colleen McMurphy:
No but she'll love it. It's made of her husbands second home. Look we've got Boonies shorts, Cherry's patch, Laurette's dress, scrub top.

K.C. Kolowski:
He should buy something in Da Nang, something she would want to wear in public.

Nurse Colleen McMurphy:
You're missing the point. Each patch will mean something to Dr. Richard and he can share it with Beth-Ann in Hawaii

K.C. Kolowski:
The man's going to fly halfway around the world to see his wife and talk about Boonie's shorts? For a smart girl you can be incredibly dumb.