Clone High2002

Shadowy figure:
[In video conference with Scudworth] Look, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross-country meet. But that riot was unacceptable!

Scudworth:
Unacceptable! Did you see the pool? They flipped the b*tch!

Shadowy figure:
[Pounds fist on table] Principal Scudworth if you were running this school there would be no riots! Only clone soldiers trained for superior physical and intellectual combat!

Scudworth:
[Walking away, giggling to himself] Little do they know I have my own plans for these clones. Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all!

Shadowy figure:
[pause] You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.

Scudworth:
[Brow arches] So I AM!

Scudworth:
[Whispering] Little do they know I have my own plans for...

Shadowy figure:
[Interrupting] Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice man! Clone of Karen Carpenter thin! I think this is an issue we need to talk about... in person.

Scudworth:
[Enthusiastically] Maybe we could have dinner! Perhaps the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

Shadowy figure:
[Menacingly] We were thinking somewhere more... intimate. Your house! Next Friday! No dairy!

Shadowy figure:
[pause] Please.

Scudworth:
[Video feed of Shadowy Figures turns off] Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!