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Rachel:
Wait! You could die. At least tell me your name.

Batman:
It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Rachel:
Bruce?

Batman:
No.

Rachel:
Oh my God. You totally are. Bruce.

Batman:
What? No way!

Rachel:
Okay, well that whole what I do that defines me thing? I said that to Bruce three days ago and told no one else so... that would mean you're Bruce.

Batman:
You're being crazy. How could I be Bruce Wayne?

Rachel:
See? I didn't even say Wayne. I just said Bruce.

Batman:
Oh, I saw Bruce Wayne at the bank and he told me about your conversation.