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Rachel:
Admit it. You're Batman.

Bruce Wayne:
Look, we can go on and on about who or who isn't the vigilante Batman, but I think it's time we consider the fact that Batman is actually a half-man half-bat that doesn't even have a secret identity. [He places a hand on Rachel's shoulder showing that he is still wearing Batman's gauntlets] Batman... gave this glove to me.

Commissioner Gordon:
Cause you guys hang out?

Bruce Wayne:
Yeah. Yeah we do. He's kind of the coolest. [to Rachel] He said we should go out sometime.