CollegeHumor Originals2006

Batman:
My suit is cool cause I made it myself. Daddy's boy! You got a stupid S on your chest, in case we could forget who you are.

Superman:
It's my people's symbol for hope.

Batman:
Hope starts with an H, stupid!

Superman:
Okay, stop!

Batman:
Face it. You're lame.

Superman:
You're wearing eye makeup!

Batman:
F*** you! I didn't just inherit my abilities from a different f***ing atmosphere! This air makes me strong! Ya f***ing nerd. With your nerd hair!