Come Fly with Me2010

[Fearghal O'Farrell has just won the Steward of the Year award, except he's in joint first-place with a stewardess]

Fearghal O'Farrell:
Bull-sh*t! There's no way I'm sharing this award with her! I scored 100% in those customer satisfaction forms! I know because I filled in every one myself! I force-fed nuts to a man with a nut allergy and then saved his life, AND I slept with the Chairman of Our Lady Air!

[he snatches the trophy off the stewardess]

Fearghal O'Farrell:
I'm having this! Thank you and goodnight.

[he storms off the stage]

Dale Winton:
What's got into her?

Fearghal O'Farrell:
Gay, orange, turd!